Handicap: 15.0
John used to be an approved Electrician, and ran for Enfield Harriers 1968 at Cosford, which doesn't explain why there's no 'spark' to get him running onto the 1st tee on time! He was allegedly the Middlesex discus champion, or was that the Champion at discussing sex when in the middle?! Although well known for coming late (!), John is a great organiser and secretary to Bob James. Introduced to golf in the 90's his excuse for being crap was only playing once a month. 25 years later, playing regularly, he's still crap, but thanks the FFS for making him look a better player than he really is (that means he thinks you're all crap too!).
Career Earnings: £2,520.30
2025/26 Earnings: None
Best Finish: 1st
- The Norfolk Experience - Day 1
- Weekly Round - Tues 15/11
- The Essex - Tues 3rd Jan
- Play Golf Colchester - Tues 17th Jan
- Crondon Park - Tues 31st Jan
- Crondon Park - Tues 21st Mar
- The Essex - Tues 23rd May
- The Essex - Tues 19th Sept
- Crondon Park - Tues 3rd Oct
- The Norfolk Experience, Royal Cromer - Day 3
- Crondon Park - Tues 21st Nov
- The EsseXmas Golf & Dinner - Tues 19th Dec
- Toot Hill - Tues 20th Mar
- The Essex - Tues 22nd May
- The Essex - Tues 10th Jul
- Benton Hall - Tues 17th Jul
- Hunstanton - The Norfolk Experience - DAY 3
- Little Channels - Tues 18th Dec
- Winter Wedge - Mon 28th Jan
- The Essex - Tues 5th Mar
- The Essex - Tues 26th Mar
- The Essex - Tues 18th June
- The Essex - Tues 1st Oct
- THE NORFOLK EXPERIENCE DAY 1 : Yarmouth & Caisters
- Play Golf Colchester - Tues 12th Nov
- Benton Hall - Tues 23rd Jun
- Benton Hall - Tues 6th Sep
- WINTER WEDGE - Thorpeness - Mon 30th Jan
- Felixstowe GC - Tues 6th Jun
- Benton Hall - Tues 11th Jul
- Benton Hal - Tues 18th Jul
- Benton Hall - Tues 29th Aug
- Benton Hall - Tues 17th Oct
- Benton Hall - Tues 18th Jun
- The Essex - Tues 6th Aug
- The Essex - Tues 15th Oct
- Benton Hall - Tues 11th Mar
Career FIR: 48.47%
Career GIR: 11.08%
2025/26 FIR: 0.00%
2025/26 GIR: 0.00%
| Range (yds) | Strokes | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 110 - 125 (51 holes) | 3.86 | 2.18 |
| 125 - 140 (258 holes) | 3.81 | 2.12 |
| 140 - 155 (306 holes) | 4.23 | 1.77 |
| 155 - 170 (217 holes) | 4.20 | 1.80 |
| 170 - 185 (298 holes) | 4.22 | 1.79 |
| 185 - 200 (61 holes) | 4.41 | 1.74 |
| 200 - 215 (20 holes) | 4.40 | 1.61 |
| 95 - 110 (45 holes) | 3.96 | 1.73 |
| Range (yds) | Strokes | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 215 - 230 (1 hole) | 7.00 | 0.00 |
| 230 - 245 (1 hole) | 5.00 | 2.00 |
| 245 - 260 (25 holes) | 4.68 | 2.20 |
| 260 - 275 (68 holes) | 5.22 | 1.83 |
| 275 - 290 (45 holes) | 5.04 | 1.93 |
| 290 - 305 (67 holes) | 5.36 | 1.62 |
| 305 - 320 (153 holes) | 5.23 | 1.75 |
| 320 - 335 (368 holes) | 5.32 | 1.75 |
| 335 - 350 (382 holes) | 5.51 | 1.68 |
| 350 - 365 (512 holes) | 5.55 | 1.70 |
| 365 - 380 (418 holes) | 5.58 | 1.58 |
| 380 - 395 (313 holes) | 5.82 | 1.44 |
| 395 - 410 (270 holes) | 5.84 | 1.48 |
| 410 - 425 (179 holes) | 5.88 | 1.40 |
| 425 - 440 (64 holes) | 5.95 | 1.61 |
| 440 - 455 (129 holes) | 5.96 | 1.71 |
| 455 - 470 (7 holes) | 6.00 | 1.14 |
| 470 - 485 (2 holes) | 5.50 | 2.50 |
| Range (yds) | Strokes | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 380 - 395 (9 holes) | 5.44 | 2.25 |
| 395 - 410 (1 hole) | 6.00 | 1.00 |
| 410 - 425 (1 hole) | 7.00 | 1.00 |
| 425 - 440 (9 holes) | 6.44 | 1.56 |
| 440 - 455 (24 holes) | 5.96 | 2.00 |
| 455 - 470 (142 holes) | 6.48 | 1.62 |
| 470 - 485 (142 holes) | 6.32 | 1.76 |
| 485 - 500 (242 holes) | 6.51 | 1.52 |
| 500 - 515 (143 holes) | 6.48 | 1.54 |
| 515 - 530 (109 holes) | 6.68 | 1.38 |
| 530 - 545 (120 holes) | 6.73 | 1.29 |
| 545 - 560 (97 holes) | 6.75 | 1.56 |
| 560 - 575 (41 holes) | 7.00 | 1.03 |
| 575 - 590 (1 hole) | 6.00 | 2.00 |
| 590 - 605 (1 hole) | 7.00 | 1.00 |
| 605 - 620 (4 holes) | 6.50 | 2.00 |
